Strategic Gold, Rogue Ideas & Chaos Behind the Scenes

A semi-structured archive of brilliant bullshit, accidental genius and brand strategy that actually hits.

Influencer networks + PR specialists
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Build authority and distribution faster.

Beauty‑specialised copywriters + content creators
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Words and visuals that sell skincare.

Influencer partnership strategies + PR guidance
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Creators that move product, not just impressions.

Wholesale presentation + retail expansion strategy
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Pitch like a brand buyers trust.

Retention strategies + loyalty program design
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Keep customers coming back.

Compliance experts + regulatory guidance
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Stay bold without getting burned.

Packaging suppliers with premium finish capabilities
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The right partners for premium tactility.

Luxury skincare formulation specialists
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Chemists who understand “luxury feel” and efficacy.

Customer journey mapping + experience optimisation
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Tighten the path to repeat purchase.

Klaviyo setup + email automation flows
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Lifecycle revenue on autopilot (the good kind).

Go‑to‑market strategy + launch campaign execution
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Make noise that converts.

Social media asset templates + brand application
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Posts that stay on‑brand in two clicks.

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